I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Tvillingarna

Tjock

174 cm

Bruna

Kaukasisk

Aldrig varit gift

Nej

Osäker

Ögon

Hål… Men bara i öronen

Svart

Ja

Vissa universitetsstudier

Egen-företagare

Underhållning / Media

Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor

Ensam, Med rumskompisar

Vänner hälsar på då och då

Ja - feströker

Ja - feströker

Hjärnan

Anti-social, Komiker, Mörk, Vänlig, Utåtriktad, Feststartare

Konst & Hantverk, Nattklubb / Bar, Datorer, Matlagning, Internet, Trädgårdsarbete, Lärande, Musik, Fotografering, Läsa

Nattklubb / Bar, Att dricka, Umgås med vänner, Gå ut och shoppa, Gå på casino, Gå på museum, Festar, Läsa en bok, Tar det lugnt, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Vänlig, Cool, Perfekt, Oanständig, Obskyr, Tramsig, En flirt

Annat

En gång om året

Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Obskyr, Sadistisk, Oanständig

Nyheter, Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Instruerande, Repriser, Jag gillar inte TV, Jag önskar att jag hade en TV

Science Fiction, Komedier, Dokumentärer, Jag gillar inte filmer, Jag är filmskådespelare

Ambient, Klassisk, Eletronisk, Industriell, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Dammsugarljud, Jag har spelat in en skiva, Jag gillar inte musik

Urgammal litteratur, Antologi, Självbiografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Historia, Instruerande, Natur, Nyheter, Filiosofi, Politisk, Referens, Satir, Vetenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jag är författare

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

Flirtighet, Snygga drag, Enorm skicklighet, Humor, Intelligens, Egendomligheter, Känslighet, Spontanitet, Omtänksamhet, Kvickhet

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Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Vän, Annat, Spelar ingen roll, Gruppsex, Vill bara knulla