I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Gemeni

Gras

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Șaten

caucaziană

Niciodată căsătorit(ă)

Nu

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Ochi

Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i)

Negru

Da

Ceva colegiu

Propria afacere

Divertisment / Media

45,000$ - 59,999$

Singur(ă), Cu un coleg (colegi)

Prietenii vin ocazional

Da - sociabil

Da - sociabil

Creier

Anti-social , De comedie, Întunecat, Prietenos, Deschis, De gașcă

Artă și Artizanat, Clubbing / Baruri , Calculatoare, Gătire, Internet , Grădinărit, Învățare, Muzică, Fotografie, Citire

Clubbing / Baruri, Băut, Cu prietenii, La cumpărături, La un Casino, La un muzeu, Chefuri, Citind o carte, Relaxare, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Prietenos, Super, Perfect , Vulgar, Tainic, Ridicol, Cochet

Altele

O dată pe an

Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Tainic, Sadic, Vulgar

Știri, Desene animate, Documentar, Instruire, Reluari, Nu-mi place TV, Aș vrea să am un TV

Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Documentar, Nu-mi plac filme, Sunt un actor de filme

Ambient , Clasică, Electronică, Industrială, Punk , Reggae , Rock , Zgomot de aspirator, Sunt un artist de înregistrare, Nu-mi place muzică

Vechi, Antologie, Auto-biografie, Biografie, Clasică, Istorie, Instruire, Natură, Știri, Filozofie, Politică, Referință, Satiră, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică, Sunt un autor

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

Flirt, Frumusețe, Abilități excelente, Umor, Inteligență, Ciudățenii, Sensibilitate, Spontaneitate, Grija, Rațiune

Any free feedback feeding me back some attracton particle particulars.



Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Prieten, Altele, Nu contează , Sex în grup, Doar vreau să fut