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santa is hunting new elves to hump on.
Age 67 From Meridian, Mississippi - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
jolly soul hunting a good time with like minded women [elves]
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Sports, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, The Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
to score!!!!!!!!! of course.LOL if not then at least have a good enough time i would be able to come back agian
I've Always Wanted To Try  
WHAT EVER
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Goal In Life Is  
WALK ON AN ACRE OF TITTIES BAREFOOT!!!!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Movies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Instructional, News, Science Fiction, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
riding my harley fishing hunting watching nascar 4 wheeler riding

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
SOW SOME WILD OATS!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Doesnt Matter, Just Wanna Fuck
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