Angličtina

I'll get right to the point, ladies, with no beating around the bush (sorry, no pun intended). I'm not here looking for a life companion, or a spiritual partner to join me on my journey through the cosmos, or a loving mate with whom to spend my golden years, or any other kind of attachment. I'm here for sex! There, I said it! That's right! I want a f-buddy, a fornication friend, and a willing female who wants the same! Let's be honest with each other. One doesn't join a website like this one hoping to find Mr. or Ms. Right! We're looking for Mr. or Ms. Right Now! It's all about sex, plain and simple. We're here because our sex lives are terrible; we're tense, irritable, horny as all hell, and we're either not getting any, or it isn't any good. Sound familiar? I don't know about you, but I can't stand it anymore! The same old routine all the time - no adventure, no excitement, nothing new, no imagination! Many of us are married (I'm separated, headed for a divorce), but there's married, and there's "married." The sex dies, divorce is too expensive, so the once-happy couple makes the best of it, putting on an everything-is-fine public face, but suffering privately. And how about you women? I can't begin to imagine your frustrations. I have always found it appalling and pathetic how little most guys know about the female body, and what women really want. Women are truly amazing - with numerous sensitive and erogenous areas, and, of course, the multiple orgasm thing - incredible! Most guys are basically crude, selfish pigs, with little regard for a woman's needs and desires, and are generally incapable of delivering a totally fulfilling and satisfying experience (present company excluded, of course!). A few minutes of grunting and heaving, a few cc's of juice, a wet spot on the sheets, and it's all over! Wham, bam, thank you ma'am! No more! It ends here! We're going to fix this problem of mutual sexual dissatisfaction right now! We'll begin our cure for our mutual frustrations by exchanging erotic emails, then if it feels right, get together for some amazing no-strings-attached sex. As you can see in my profile, I'm no kid anymore. But I have spent a lifetime satisfying women, and have become quite adept at eliciting the maximum in pleasure responses. And I don't mean just great sex. I'm offering the most amazing sex that you will ever have, or could ever hope to have! I mean world class, Olympic Gold Medal sex! I’m talking mind-blowing, sinus-draining, pimple-clearing, neighbors-banging-on-the-door, 911-calls-by-the-entire-neighborhood, police-and-the-National-Guard-surrounding-the-house,120-decibel-screaming-for-hours-at-a-time, passing-out, no-rules, no-timekeeping, no-substitutions, take-no-prisoners, full-contact, constantly-soaking-wet, crotch-numbing SEX!!!. You’ll do it in every position known to man and the animals. You will have dozens of pass-out, drop-dead, can’t-feel-your-crotch orgasms for hours on end. You won’t stop shaking for days, you won’t be able to cross your legs for a week, and you’ll walk to the left for a month (I'm right-handed)! Hey, if you can do it, it ain't braggin', and I can do it extremely well. You've had the rest, now experience the best! So, ladies, the Doctor is "in" (and if not, he'd sure like to be). Would you care to make an appointment? Let's cure our nasty frustrations and solve our sex problems once and for all!

Blíženci

Normální

1,93 m

Zelená

Běloch/běloška

Singl

Ne

Ne

Rty

Ani mě to nenapadne

Světle hnědá

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ne

Vysokoškolské vzdělání

V důchodu

V důchodu

Sám/sama

Vše je v klidu

Ne

Ne

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