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Lazy retired low-maintenance guy
Age 67 From Tucson, Arizona -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| First name | Steve |
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| I Can Speak | English, Spanish |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | Nothing complicated. I want a chubby old girl to cum here, show me her tits, and invite me to kiss her cunt. 2 of us less lonely that way. |
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| Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slim |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Grey |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Contruction / Craftsman |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Trying To Quit |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Learning, Tv, Cooking |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Drinking, Tv |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | I feed you and eat you, for appetizer and/or dessert. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Cool, Raunchy, Obscure |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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| My Goal In Life Is | Peace and f**kin' Quiet. Gentle intimacy; I miss female anatomy. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Blues, Jazz |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Fiction, Humor, Mystery |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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| What Do You Look For? | A nice old lady to eat, drink, and be merry with (which may involve swapping her panties out for my tongue). |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Oral Sex |
