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FunLovingOhioMan Profile Information

Intelligent and Sarcastic Ladies ONLY!!
Age 64 From West Salem, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a goofball from the word go. Sarcastic as hell so be prepared. Loving and sensual, I love sex almost as much as cuddling. Prefer some of both however! ;)
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Controls Engineer
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Computers, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Music, Photography, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
That would be up to us, something mutually agreed upon. Hopefully it would include a bit of debauchery.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hmmmm, lots of things. You will have to find out first hand...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To have as much fun as legally possible. Or if it is illegal, making sure I DON'T get caught!! ,....,
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Jazz, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, History, Horror, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
That you will have to find out! If you DARE!! ,....,

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A sexy and intelligent lady with plenty of curvage!! :P PLEASE HAVE A PROFILE PIC!! I WILL NOT RESPOND OTHERWISE UNLESS SOME WAY TO SEND ME ONE. Sorry but I posted mine, you should too! :P
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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